A List Of People You Should Like

The Following is a list of Various people and why you should like them:

Jessica: She shows me her "Boobies" and likes coins.

Jon: He refuses to live on the MOON and doesn't eat mice.

Walt Disney: He has a Fetish for small woodland creatures.

The Pope: He doesn't like Coors Lite and has a neat hat.

Jenny: Because of what was wrote on the bathroom stall.

The guy that lives in the Alley: he say's that he is "Keeping it Real"

Nikki: Refuses to own a monkey and has nice teeth.

Trey Parker: He has strict moral values and likes peanuts.

President Bush: Refuses to worship Satan and has a Nice Tea cup collection.

George Carlin: Likes people and doesn't hump his dog.

Cory: Says he isn't gay and he owns a pool.

My Boss: Doesn't know what I do at work and tells me I do a good job.