Time Travel

I feel it is my duty to inform only a select few (Actually, people who manage to come by this blog by accident) about my recent discovery.

I'll start by telling you something about who I am. My name is Stephen, that should do it. Now, about how I discovered Time Travel, or, to be politically correct, Time Displacement Intervention, I think??

Anyway, back to the story. Out by where I live, I like to go into the woods. While I am out there, I tend to chase small woodland creatures. Now, I know what you are thinking, "Does a 29 yr. old, extremly attractive guy, have the stamina to do this?" The answer is NO. I know this because I have yet to catch one. Anyway, one day while I was chasing a chipmunk (A Chipmunk is part of the "Munk" family) I all of a sudden came across the " Tree of Enchantment". Actually, I ran into it, smacking my head on the "Divine Branch of Knowledge". What happened next was so incredibally shocking, I will forever remember.

I started to see colors and shapes of the Time Vorttex. I started traveling among the stars, I know this because they flashed before my eyes. Next thing I know, I find myself on the ground with an amazing headache (That happends when you travel through time) and I noticed the sun was almost about to set. As I looked at my watch, I discovered in complete amazment that it was 5 hours and 26 min. later. I had traveled into the future!!!!

So to let you know, I am now a time travler, visiting from the past, to explore this new world. I am amazed by how advanced everything is!

At the moment, I have been working on a way to get back to my own time. I tried to repeat what I did out in the woods that fateful afternoon, (There seem to be less chipmunks here in the future) but I discovered that it will send me 3 hours more into the future. I will not atempt that again because my goal is to travel back in time, not forward.

I will update people on my progress.